Personality type humor
A glass of water according to personality type
INTJ thinks: Glass is made from silicon dioxide, heated to a temperature of …
INTP: The glass _is_ full — half water, half air!
ENTP: Voila! 0.157 litres of dihydrogen oxide, prepared by micro-gnomes.
ENTJ: Hey! This is a beer glass, not a water glass!
INFJ: This glass of water is a metaphor for my life.
INFP: But look! A crystalline vessel, filled with shimmering, life-giving nectar!
ENFP: Whooeee! Water fight!
ENFJ: There’s more than enough for friends to share.
ISFJ thinks: I bet my friend would like to have some water right now …
ISFP (Holds up glass of water, tilts it from side to side, wiggles finger in it, licks finger, grins slightly, moves on.)
ESFP: There’s a glass of water! You know, it’s healthy to drink a lot of water! Why, I remember when I was growing up, we used to …
ESFJ: I can’t believe someone would leave this dirty glass out here! Clean up this mess right now!
ISTJ: It’s half empty now, and it wouldn’t surprise me if it dried up completely.
ISTP: So? It’s water. Big deal!
ESTP: You call that a glass of water? Why, back where I come from, …
ESTJ: Hey! Whose job was it to fill up this glass?