I have this weird thing where when I have leftover groceries from a recipe, I don’t use them up immediately because I don’t want to eat the same thing two days in a row. What happens is that the grocery, in this case, asparagus, sits in the fridge. It sits in the fridge for maybe a week before I realize, “OMG, I forgot about that.” I immediately wonder, “Is it still good?” and because I’m too scared to check, I LEAVE IT IN THERE to check later. It’s the most illogical thing ever, but the fear prevails. -_____- I know, I know.
So days pass, and the asparagus is nagging me from the bottom of our fridge, but I can’t bring myself to look. I’m afraid of what I might find. Finally, when it’s time to clean out the fridge because we’re going on a trip, I take it out, and Google “How do you know if asparagus is bad?” The asparagus doesn’t smell so good, but the texture isn’t as bad as I thought it would be. The appearance has definitely changed. It’s definitely not firm anymore, and I even found one stalk that had what looked like mold! (OK, it was definitely mold) But some of the stalks seem like they’re firm enough to still eat? Maybe? Do I risk it? So I go through the asparagus, and think to myself, well maybe if I cook it, it’ll be okay, because I hate throwing out food. I rinse them, even snap them up into bite sized pieces. But a twinge of doubt is there.
So then I do some more Googling and ask, “When is it okay to just cut off moldy parts and eat the rest?” Apparently, according to USDA, hard veggies and hard cheese where mold is part of the process are O-K. Everything else, nope. The asparagus? I think it’s hard but porous enough to be considered a soft veggie, which is what USDA considers cucumber. Bah. I guess I’m throwing my asparagus away.
So I guess this is my umpteenth lesson that I should just use up everything, but then I end up with oddly ratio’d meals. What is a girl to do? Have asparagus two days in a row? Does it freeze well? That’s a Google search for another time.
Meanwhile, I have some sirloin (I think?) defrosting. What to do with it?